Venus rules love, beauty, and bisexual lighting — and with a retrograde on the way, it’s time to revisit it all. Perfect timing to introduce my new Venus-Centric astrology reading. Peak yearning-core behavior, honestly.

(3-minute read)

Heads up that I’ve updated my prices, but it’s minimal. This will happen again in late March.

What I really want you to take away from this message:

• awareness of my affordable pricing model

• expectations that my prices will grow with me :)

• incentive to book with me sooner rather than later if you’re considering it, no matter the time of year!

(2-minute read)

Obviously, it’s part of the gay agenda to talk about ghosts because name a lesbian that’s not a witch. I’ll wait.

This isn’t just random ghost-talk; it’s my dad still chiming in from the other side. Let me tell you about the shenanigans he’s pulled from beyond the grave.

Apparently there’s no rest for the humorous. What happens when a pen-loving dad with a mischievous sense of humor still wants to make his presence known? Let’s just say, I’ll never be running out of pens, and my lamps have taken on a life of their own. Read on for ghostly updates that only my dad could pull off.

(4-minute read)