Gay Agenda #1: My Dad’s Ghost Keeps Sending Me Custom Pens? 💀✒️

Obviously, it’s part of the gay agenda to talk about ghosts because name a lesbian that’s not a witch. I’ll wait.

This isn’t just random ghost-talk; it’s my dad still chiming in from the other side. Let me tell you about the shenanigans he’s pulled from beyond the grave.

Apparently there’s no rest for the humorous. What happens when a pen-loving dad with a mischievous sense of humor still wants to make his presence known? Let’s just say, I’ll never be running out of pens, and my lamps have taken on a life of their own. Read on for ghostly updates that only my dad could pull off.